That Valentine's Day just needs to die.
It's just another stupid holiday that people invented
for an excuse to make up stupid superstitions and
get people to believe them.
For example, did you know that it used to be the first man
you saw on valentines day would be the one you married?
(outside of your family)
So, if you saw the village idiot,
well then, you are S.O.L.
Or the other one,
if you wake up and see a black bird you will
marry a rich man.
If you see a bluebird you will marry a poorman.
Well, I woke up this morning to a fourteen year
old overweight dauchsand.
What does this mean?!?!
Will I marry an overweight German who is close to death
and likes to chase squirrels?
seriously.
Yah, and they don't even know for sure who Saint Valentine even was!
You guys are celebrating somebody you know nothing about!
If Valentine's Day ever truly had a non-bullshit reason for existing,
it was most definitely lost in translation a lonnng time ago.
And even if you aren't single, you still have to go through all the
stress and shit of getting somebody a gift,
and,
lets face it,
no matter how much you love them,
it is still pretty much fucking impossible to pick something
out that somebody of the opposite sex is going to like
unless they tell you.
So this, my friends, is why Valentine's Day is a load of crap,
and should go crawl in a hole and die.
:)
