"Eighty percent of the people in the world are fools
and the rest of us are in danger of contamination."
"A banana a day keeps the doctor away.
You mean an apple a day.
Who ever heard of a doctor slipping on an apple peel?"
"I've lost everything: my job, my future,
everything people *think* is important, but I don't care -
because even if I have to dig ditches for the rest of my life,
I shall be a ditch-digger who once had a wonderful day."
"I've never touched a woman before.
You still haven't. That's my corset."
"I don't mind that you never finish your lunch,
but I do mind that you never finish your sentences."
