Remember, amateurs built the ark,
professionals built the titanic.
Imagination is more important
than knowledge. -Albert Einstien
There are hundreds of lanuages in the world,
but a smile speaks to all of them.
Forgive your enemies,
it messes with their heads.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves,
for we shall never cease to be amused.
If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.
